Iwo Jima

Awwwww a pile of cuddly leather motorcycle men, getting snuggly on the subway. Am I crazy or do they resemble the photo/statue of IwoJima? USA! USA! USA!

Empty Handed

I never even go to Fatbaby, yet the Passer Outers follow me there. Best part is some chick took his drink, gulped it then ran away. Even in passed out mode he still has drink hand aka drunk rigormortis

Knit Wit

Actually I really like the dude knitting a giant Africa scarf on the subway...

Hasbeena

Remember thaqt episode of POPULAR when they had a clothing drive for the homeless and ended up with 400 hasbeenas? Classic.Apparently girlfriend didn't get the memo. Seven years ago every pre-teen, 50 year old and sorority girl was going apeshit for these things. Now you can get pashminas on 34th street for $5 along with some incense.

Butthead Nowhere to be Found

Damnit damnit damnit! I see friggin see Beavis on the subway and all I have is a CAMERA PHONE!

Are those boats?

Holy hell woman! Look at the size of those silver pumps compared to her regular sized dude. Shoes that big only come in big plastic sneakers or gaudy glitter shit that screams HEY IM WEARING CLOWN SHOES. obvs the latter.

PS Pants

I bet this dude has an exact opposite of these pants at home. I knew they made this shit in cargo shorts to capris to pants, but zipper dresspants, now that is STYLE. Especially with a blazer.

how repulsive.

You may think this is another post about those glorious footless tights. But no. No it's not. It's about the boy in the brown you barfed at the sheer sight of those footless tights. He's expressing what I haven't had the guts to do all along. I commend thee, sir.

Death to Footless tights

"Where you left off, I'll take over" Together, they have one ill-fitting pair of trashy pants man.

Start wearing Purple

Originally I was going to make fun of this retarded lacey leiderhosen outfit (the shorts were KILLING me), but then I realized I also caught retarded E. Hutz as well, right before he made out with retarded lacey leiderhosen girl. The funny thing is, earlier that night I'd been to a Camel event and they had these muscle dudes dressed in the same striped pants, but in a less Christmas style.

B. Franklin

I appreciate the little things in life, and the attention to detail- like matching your shirt to your Safeway bag. I also love a man who appreciates good music, and Ben here was belting out Tears for Fears "Shout" like a true countryman.

Chest Stain

There are times to wear a linen shirt, and times not to wear a linen shirt. Ok, I can't really think of the times to wear one,k but I definitely know that you should NOT wear one if A) you will be dancing for six straight hours or 2) you are the sweatiest , smelliest human alive.

Passed out part 984756093486936943

Again with the pass outs! Do all of you see passed out people everywhere you go or is it just me? The sad part was I saw this guy as I was ENTERING the bar. It was like, midnight. He didn't even finish his glass of urine.

Two Bad Pairs

Holy hell, what are you holding up with those britches, girl? Your waistline is up to your squatty friend's boobs! You've got 5 inches of denim cumberbun going on. Should I even bother mentioning the red-animal-print-zipper-pocketed-bad 80s Nikes? Nah.

Major Tom

I love when I see people who make me completely forget what decade I'm in.
OH FABULOUS! Quite simply, J'adore dudes with bangs. The deep V space suit onesies, soon to be for sale at American Apparel, really makes the look. Aging rocker eyeliner for the final touches. They simply don't make men like this anymore.
Sorry about the digital quality circa 1997

This Guy!

Whoa, I've been slacking lately. Sorry, letting my social butterfly life consume me.
So, did you ever go to one of those Camel Cigs sponsored "concerts"? Talk about WEIRD CROWD. aka a jerk goldmine. The band I saw actually said "we hope that later you enjoy some Camel Cigarettes". Anyway, I had to walk up to this dude dancing and snap his photo. I don't know if it was the saucy removal of his leather jacket, or the fact that it revealed an ALL LEATHER sleeveless mock turtleneck body suit with parachute pants bottoms that reminds me of that store called "One Price $7" or "DOTS" (don't lie, you know that store), or that his pleather/leather pants pockets were full of no-doubt important bulky items, or that he needed giant white sunglasses to shield him from the bright lights of the concert, or that his hair reminded me of Buster Poindexter or that he was all dressed up to dance with some long haired hippy chick rather than an equally amazing leathery mommy or daddy, but yea I dig him.