Potato Sack

The loser of a really intense garbage sack race?

Enter Bull

Whatever you do, don't wave a red flag infront of this stud.

Candy

I just had this horrible flashback circa 1998 when raves stopped being cool and candy ravers started taking over KB Toys and raiding their little sister's jewelery boxes. *shudder*

Uggsly

Once I went into a shoe store in Soho and the clerk asked me if I was looking for the Uggs section and I replied "Most certainly NOT" to which he stared at me in disbelief and proceeded to tell the other workers that I in fact,did NOT want Uggs. Anyway, I really don't understand you ladies that wear these retarded boots. And what is absolutely WORSE is wearing them with capris to accentuate your horrible fashion sense. Did I mention its MAY and not winter?

Christmas Mirrored

Kri$ Kringle and $t. Nick were totally not aware of each other. They sat back to back, and seriously it was like the Mexican Christmas version of the Patty Duke Show. They laughed alike, walked alike, at times they even talked alike. I lost my mind, obviously.

The Banana That Could've Gained Me Millions

So I ate this banana the other day, and the brown spot on it was totally Bob Marley. OK I am about to read your mind with the following:
"Oh My God just like the Virgin Mary on toast!!!!!"
"Oh My God you should've sold that on ebay! You could've made millions!"
Sorry folks, I ate it.
And you should know that bananas rot rather quickly.

Crunchy

I kinda feel like a half-assed attempt at a tie-dye shirt is like way worse than a real attempt at one.

A Tuba, Spiderman, Perms

Where the hell have I been? I mean, really? Stop sending me your hate mail. I'm back, ok? My computer got a little sick. And my camera. My phone is ok though, even when I'm not. I managed to snap this picture of Spiderman, a dude playing the tuba (when trains went by) and a giant perm whilst I was passed out on a subway bench at the wee hours of the morning. Not the best comeback... I know.