People that Look like their Dogs

Why do they then style their dog's fur like their hair? Come on. Isn't it bad enoug that your poor dog has to look like you, but need you add to its misery with barrettes and hair clippys?

Fathers Nerdlinger

At least they have each other? Or something.

Phone Home

E.T. eats falafel!

Toe Chips

ew.EW. EEWWWWWW. I almost barfed taking this one. Not only do I have issues with feet, but bare feet on the subway, BUT creepy crusty crumbles coming OFF of the bare feet in the subway!!!!!!!!I'm freaking out.

Size Zero Panties

Size 16 jeans

Douching at Supper

Megan from SF sent me this hot piece of fake Burberry wearing man candy who's snout is uncannily Chief Wiggum as far as I'm concerned. "We went to Supperclub and wouldn't you know it? There were super
douche bag dudes in there. This one was my favorite db." Thanks for lookin out Megan!

Mad Hatter

I am confused, if not perplexed, by this whole scene really. A picnic at the park somehow equals dressing as grossly failed attempts of being a "sexy" Alice in Wonderland? TophatNerd could totally pass as a regular dork sans hat. But Pink Dorothy? reminds me of this chick I used to call Knee Sock Girl in highschool. The one that just didn't get it and always wore trouser socks instead of knee socks

Creme de la Creme

All these different values of cream make me simultaneously repulsed and hungry for some creme brullee.
Oh, dudes! Will they ever learn to dress themselves?

Purple in the Park

Remember that total awkwardness of middle school? The boys that refused to lose their Flowbee haircuts and carried around duffle bags instead of backpacks. And the brace face girls who decided to attempt being sexy by incorporating their dance costumes into their white trash wardrobes?
Me neither.