Thursday, July 05, 2007

A Croc of Shit

Never in my life would I imagine that footwear could be the cause of mental anguish and anger. But the 21st Century has brought both upon me, with the invention of not only UGGS but now CROCS. And to send me deeper into a downword spiral of rage, variations of Crocs are starting to spring about. First it was "girl crocs", or mary janes for quitters. Is it really that essential to have a completely washable shoe? Are you that messy? Do you have that much trouble NOT stepping in dog shit?
The End is surely Nigh.

1 Comments:

Blogger Midge Pingleton said...

it's bad enough there are tons of kids walking around in crocs. at least they don't BUY their own clothes. but to see a grown ass woman buying any variation of croc in an airport store, it's sad. it's very very sad.

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