Mish Mosh

Hideous Atlantic City style fringed red shirt, equally hideous camo/cargo capris ( I just noticed they are camo ONLY on the front! BONUS), and two tone mary jane heels. Yes, each one in itself is a fashion nightmare, but combined, you get...a nightmare. Call the po-lice. At least she's sassin' it.

Topless

Apparently No Shirt No Shoes No Service does not apply to muscle bound rednecks buying salt water taffy.

A Croc of Shit

Never in my life would I imagine that footwear could be the cause of mental anguish and anger. But the 21st Century has brought both upon me, with the invention of not only UGGS but now CROCS. And to send me deeper into a downword spiral of rage, variations of Crocs are starting to spring about. First it was "girl crocs", or mary janes for quitters. Is it really that essential to have a completely washable shoe? Are you that messy? Do you have that much trouble NOT stepping in dog shit?
The End is surely Nigh.

More Park Dorks

I know, sorry, but there were so many weirdos at the park that day! LIKE FAKE SNAKE DUDE! Who is like 100X more lame than those real snake dudes.

Are You Kidding Me

An Extra Large Fluorescent Yellow Reflective Construction Vest over a dress with bric-a-brac tied to a necklace. I'm in too much disbelief to even write anything. Wow.