Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Two Bad Pairs

Holy hell, what are you holding up with those britches, girl? Your waistline is up to your squatty friend's boobs! You've got 5 inches of denim cumberbun going on. Should I even bother mentioning the red-animal-print-zipper-pocketed-bad 80s Nikes? Nah.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think it was free scoliosis screening night. Why else would they be wearing their bathing suits?

6:33 PM  

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