Breakfast at Tiffany's

AND I SAID WHAT ABOUT BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S?SHE SAAAAAID I THINK I REMEMBER THE FILM AND IF I RECALL I THINK WE BOTH KINDA LIKED IT AND I SOMETHING SOMETHING THE ONE THING WE GOT!

Sideburns

Again, going to a goth club and being shocked is like going to a loony bin and wondering why everyone is crazy. But I do respect this chick's emphasis on the importance of sideburns. I mean, her fearlessness to still have the coveted sideburns with a partially shaved skull really inspires me.
Really.

Hey Pig

This is what I get for going to a Goth club in Chicago. And to me glee, the curtains matched the drapes...er his pigliness was really fitting.

Tieflage

Flage.Tiedye.

Tire Tracks

I am dismayed to find that my old brit pop haunt in my hometown has become a nerd convention, complete with losers who share a bottle of hairdye to bleach tire tracks into their hair.

Trenchcoat Mafia

Remember how those kids on stage crew in highschool used to wear black jeans with tucked in black faded turtle necks and trenchcoats? And what if those kids moved to fashion forward New York where they could finally blend in with the colorless masses, but then wanted to embrace New York's no holds barred fashion diversity? So I guess they'd still need their key pieces of turtle neck and trenchcoat, but, you know, take a bit of a fashion risk, maybe? I guess.

Jacket on Jacket off

Whichever is your pleasure

Hardly working

The worst possible to pass out infront of while I'm doing my homework and you are supposed to be working as a guard is me. Especially if you make me move my jacket off of the chair that is 2 inches from me so that you may pass out and snore.

Exit Stage Left

The worst possible person to pass out on a stage infront of is me, and Costa Diva.

Security Sleeping

The worst possible person to pass out infront of while being a bouncer is me.

Kitchen Sleeper

The worst possible person to pass out infront of at a party is me.

Soap Pillow

The worst possible person to pass out at a party infront of is me, of course. Because I will not only well document it, but I will share my findings with the world. Now, I know I am totally damning myself to pass out at a party after all of the ones I've caught on digi-film, but seriously- how does one pass out at a party?! Or worse yet, a bar? And the kicker, using a stolen bar of Bath and Body Works glycerin soap as a pillow.

My Dear Fans,

I'm so sorry I've been MIA. I'm in Texas working...and barely any internet access! (damn those 12 hour days!) I will be back in full effect next week. In the meantime, before I left New York City, I was at a little birthday gathering when some dork got on the mic and started telling really lame Michael Jackson pedophilia jokes. I thought to myself, "how friggin' 90s is this dude?" and was not at all surprised to turn around and find the jokester to be Mr. 90s himself! Moby! Everything is Wrong!

Ice Capades

In the far off city of Monreal, they still practice an ancient and rare tradition- winter. Twinkle toes was showing off for the ladies then SLAM! over the side of the fence. Kodak moment personified.

Nickelodeon Moon Shoes

How sexy. Not only did I feel like a loser at goth night at Luke and Leroy's, but i got to see a free boob!It was almost worth all that corpse dancing.