My Dear Fans,

I'm so sorry I've been MIA. I'm in Texas working...and barely any internet access! (damn those 12 hour days!) I will be back in full effect next week. In the meantime, before I left New York City, I was at a little birthday gathering when some dork got on the mic and started telling really lame Michael Jackson pedophilia jokes. I thought to myself, "how friggin' 90s is this dude?" and was not at all surprised to turn around and find the jokester to be Mr. 90s himself! Moby! Everything is Wrong!