Jammin the Ax

There's nothin' like a stereotype of a guitar wielding dork with greasy long hair and nerd glasses jammin' cordless on the subway in hopes that some chick will take notice of his guitar skills rather than his stage-crewesque exterior.

BURNSY!

OMG GEORGE BURNS LIVES AND IS AN UPPER EAST SIDE TRANNY!

Yo, yo

I feel like nightlife lately has all the makings of my 7th birthday at Chuckee Cheese...shitty stonewashed highwaisted pants, people dressed as giant stuffed rabbits, and some nerdy asian showing off his yo-yo skills in hopes to win friends. This month's theme must be regression. I can't wait until summer

Please Kill the 80s

Oh come friggin on people. You are killing me.

Webster Hall

Yea...NEVER go to Webster Hall, under any circumstances..

A Hot Mess

I don't know what I like best. The HUGE permed hair with a tiny cap perched on top. The leather pants. The sunglasses at night. Or the snoring... I can't pick one.