Tuesday, August 21, 2007


So many of you noticed that Laughing at Jerks just kind of stopped. Well, here's the thing. For some reason I suddenly thought maybe I am a jerk for laughing at jerks? And maybe it's giving me bad karma? What do you think?

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Mish Mosh

Hideous Atlantic City style fringed red shirt, equally hideous camo/cargo capris ( I just noticed they are camo ONLY on the front! BONUS), and two tone mary jane heels. Yes, each one in itself is a fashion nightmare, but combined, you get...a nightmare. Call the po-lice. At least she's sassin' it.

Monday, July 16, 2007


Apparently No Shirt No Shoes No Service does not apply to muscle bound rednecks buying salt water taffy.

Thursday, July 05, 2007

A Croc of Shit

Never in my life would I imagine that footwear could be the cause of mental anguish and anger. But the 21st Century has brought both upon me, with the invention of not only UGGS but now CROCS. And to send me deeper into a downword spiral of rage, variations of Crocs are starting to spring about. First it was "girl crocs", or mary janes for quitters. Is it really that essential to have a completely washable shoe? Are you that messy? Do you have that much trouble NOT stepping in dog shit?
The End is surely Nigh.

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

More Park Dorks

I know, sorry, but there were so many weirdos at the park that day! LIKE FAKE SNAKE DUDE! Who is like 100X more lame than those real snake dudes.

Monday, July 02, 2007

Are You Kidding Me

An Extra Large Fluorescent Yellow Reflective Construction Vest over a dress with bric-a-brac tied to a necklace. I'm in too much disbelief to even write anything. Wow.

Friday, June 29, 2007

People that Look like their Dogs

Why do they then style their dog's fur like their hair? Come on. Isn't it bad enoug that your poor dog has to look like you, but need you add to its misery with barrettes and hair clippys?