Burberry Mummy

Girlfriend, I love drag queens, don't get me wrong. I've been a fag hag since age 14, and we can thank Paper magazine for that. But seriously, please please PLEASE learn to sew instead of wrapping Burberry toilet paper around your body like a ghetto mummy Halloween costume. Unless of course that's your theme and next time you cut eye holes out of a Burberry sheet to be a ghetto Burberry ghost, in which case I applaud your jovial creativity!